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After my last statement, the girl went through another personality change,"Oh!" she shrieked. "Is that what you think?! You think I want to play rubby with you in the sink?!" Her tone was very indignant and the expression on her face went from innocent to angry. The girl who was asking all the questions was still laughing. The girl who was playing rubby continued,"What are you?! Some kind of a pervert! Who the hell hired you anyway?!" She just kept going and going,"Did you hear what this pervert said?" She asked her friend,"He accused me of wanting to play rubby with him in the sink!" I hoped this would be the end of it.

Fifteen feet away from the sink area was the desk area. Mary started yelling,"Roscoe! What the hell are you doing to those girls back there?! You better leave them alone, you know they're 'Jail Bait'." I thought,"Good, adult intervention." I looked over at the desk area, Mary was standing from her chair and heading toward the sink area. I said,"You should have a talk with them then, this girl's back here playing rubby in the sink, she started it." I tried to laugh the whole thing off. Mary was in the sink area, her eye brows were furrowed and she looked like she was ready for a fight.

Mary leaned toward me with her arms pulled back, she looked like she was ready to take a swing at me. Mary growled under her breath,"What do you mean, 'she started it'. I know you started the whole thing. I was sitting right there at the desk." She was pointing at the desk area. I said,"Yeah, sure. You're crazy too. I wouldn't mess with these little girls." I thought,"I can't believe they're acting like this."

Mary was leaning toward me, she was pointing her left finger in my face and her right arm was pulled back as though she was ready to swing it at me. The GrillGuys came into the sink area from the side dining area. Mary continued,"Roscoe! You're new here, you're not in any position to judge us on your first night! You just started two hours ago and I know you need this job! If you don't shape up, I'll fire your ass right now and throw you the hell out in the street." She was waging her finger in my face. I thought,"My GOD, give me strength. Am I really hearing this? Is this the McNormal's I've seen on Television? Please, help us if it is."